Gorgo's Stories about Richard Brautagan
Copyright © 2002 Greg Keeler
 

XXXI Captain Random

If I try to recall Richard in specific ways, the memory usually breaks down. If I think of his obsession with Japanese women and culture, I’m distracted by how he and Aki would follow his favorite high school girls’ basketball team around the small towns of Montana. If I think of him as a confirmed, dyed-in-the-wool alcoholic, I remember how his skin started to turn orange shortly before his last departure when he was living on a diet of carrots and water. Though a blizzard kept me from attending his goodbye party at the Fondas, I heard tales of him and Tom McGuane, the original carousers, hanging around the Perrier and vegetables all evening.

If I think of him as secure, famous and confident, tossing off such phrases as, “I’ve made my mark,” or “The cat’s in the bag and the bag’s in the river,” (one of his favorites), a mess of opposing images comes crowding in, images such as that of Richard the Pershing II. We named him after that missal which often came crashing back into the pad soon after it took off. In more familiar terms, leaving his house with him was a bit like trying to accompany a yo-yo. Before we got out the door he’d check several times to make sure that the lights, stove, etc., were turned off. Once we were out the door, he’d lock it, turn the handle to make sure it was locked, turn around to leave, turn back around to make sure it was locked, turn around and walk toward the car, turn around and walk back to make sure the door was locked, turn around, walk to the car, get in, get back out, walk back to the door, make sure it was locked, turn around, walk to the car, get in, etc. Sometimes we’d even get a few hundred yards down the road and he’d still want to return to check the BACK door.

Richard’s suicide seemed about as random and contradictory as his other behavior. He had always insisted that he would never take his own life. He even told little stories about people whose suicide attempts had been foiled. In one of these episodes, a man had walked in to find a woman friend with her head in her oven and the gas on. In the Captain’s rendition, the man quietly left, went around behind the house, and turned off the main gas supply.

So when, one gloomy afternoon in the early fall, Brad Donovan summoned me to the Owl Bar in Livingston to talk about Richard, I saw it as a welcome break in my routine. Though I’d just visited him in Bolinas the month before, he hadn’t been to Montana in over a year, so I was hoping that Brad had news of his immanent return. Besides, I’d always enjoyed the Owl. Richard once had a pipe dream of buying the place, setting up a cot in the back and subsisting on intravenous whisky.
Once I got settled behind my standard Owl fare, tomato juice and draft beer, Brad broke the news that Richard had “bought the farm.” I thought, oh great, that’s all he needs, a farm. When will the big oaf learn. Hell, he already has a little ranch, and he’s piled up some whopping debts in Tokyo staying at the ritziest hotel.

“What farm?” I said.
“You know,” said Brad. “He’s BOUGHT THE FARM.”
I was still trying to figure out which farm he’d bought and why he’d buy it. Maybe he’d bought a farm above his property to avoid disputes over water, maybe....
“He shot himself.” said Brad. “He killed himself.”

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